Rant: The red tape in YU is complete dog-water

Rant: The Torah values are not emphasized enough in this institution

Rant: To the SCDS staff for not letting me in on their fantastic play

Rant: The stair system in the Schottenstein Theater

Rant: Before asking for my notes, ask me how my day was

Rant: The sink in the 215 cafeteria

Ranter: To those who suddenly need my notes

Rant: Secular college kids are always telling me to just take the shidduch shuttle

Rant: To Google Maps

Rant: all the guys that go to Brookdale

Rant: The librarians on the Beren campus seriously need to relax

Rant: To facilities on Beren

Rant: People saying “how are you”

Rant: I really don’t like Brookdale

Rant: In movies, people are constantly arguing over when to take their Christmas tree down

Rant: West coast Beren students have to wake up before 6 AM

Rant: Golan Heights... I kind of miss the cheap hole in the wall food option

Rant: Why is fruit in the cafe ridiculously overpriced?

Rant: The new Beren campus multimedia room is a complete joke.

Rant: To Professors

Rant: To People Blasting Music

Rant: To Room 420 in 215 Lexington

Rant: To Male Group Chats

Rant: To the fact that Beren students have no pool

Rant: To Columbia University

Rant: To Academic Advising

Rant: To the general education requirements

Rant: To those who don't Flush the toilet

Rant: To the Entirety of Washington Heights

Rant: To University Wi-Fi

Rant: To Gatekeeping Elevators

Rant: To A Lack of On-Campus Transit

Rant: To Bad Chairs

Rant: To Those Who Crowd Elevators

Rant: To Mazal Tov's

Rant: To everyone who thinks I live in Washington D.C.

Rant: Let’s address the chair situation

Rant: Why does no one talk about the extra floor

Rant: To all those who don't shower

Rant: Ketchup is a C-tier condiment

Rant: Frozen is unbelievably overrated

Rant: To those that correct the Ba’al Koreh

Rant: In movies, people are constantly arguing

Rant: To Public Supporters of Hamas

Rant: To the worst dating platform ever created

Rant: To the YU shuttle system

Rant: To WILF Security

Rant: To the Lack of Air Conditioning at Stern

Rant: To the Professors