All these secular college kids are always telling me to just take the shidduch shuttle to find myself a GF. Aight bro, let’s play this out. I get on the shuttle and they deposit me down in front of Brookdale. THEN WHAT?! Do I just hold up a sign that says “Single and ready to mingle?!” The shidduch shuttle is only meant to progress the relationships of people already in relationships. IT DOESN’T WORK!!!