Rant: Let’s talk about Washington Heights – the land of never-ending construction noise, perpetually overflowing trash cans, and mystery odors that could rival any science experiment gone wrong. It’s like the city’s best-kept secret for urban decay. Walking through the streets feels like navigating a minefield of discarded fast-food wrappers and questionable puddles. But hey, at least Yeshiva University has a campus here, right? Silver linings, I guess.