- Post something about a non-Stern related flyer and then add comments with blanket accusatory statements about mankind.
- Now, take that flyer post and make choosing sides on the “non-school-related-flyer” issue as controversial as choosing sides on the case of Roe v. Wade.
- Post a meme conflating studying for finals, marriage, and compromising women’s intellectual capacities.
- Ask an overly personal question inquiring about a student’s personal choice of dress in Stern. Or, ask students their position on the SCW dress code.
- When someone posts pictures of all their last season clothing that they wish to sell, proceed to comment on each picture: “ugly,” “uglier,” and “ugliest.”
- Refresh every dead conversation on a post that inquired about a specific class or professor by persisting to ask for midterm review sheets JUST so that everyone receives a revival notification.
- When someone asks about the closest place to Stern to get waxed or electrolysis, comment: “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that personal issue. Glad you are finally seeking help!”
- Mention the word Feminism. I dare you.
- When someone asks if anyone can edit their paper, answer that you would be glad to help them out, and then report the student to Dean Bacon for soliciting plagiarism.
- Guilt/manipulate anyone to do you a favor by prefacing the question with “Who wants to be a Mitzvah Girl” prior to stating the request.
- Post a picture of “The Dress.”
- Post a picture of a “naked” menorah, and make it an issue. (Who knew that was even a thing?!)
My best advice for skirting confrontation in Stern in the Know? Avoid the heat by writing that you are simply just “posting for a friend.”