Bullying in Stern in the Know for Dummies

By: Number One Bully  |  March 4, 2015
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  1. Post something about a non-Stern related flyer and then add comments with blanket accusatory statements about mankind.
  2. Now, take that flyer post and make choosing sides on the “non-school-related-flyer” issue as controversial as choosing sides on the case of Roe v. Wade.
  3. Post a meme conflating studying for finals, marriage, and compromising women’s intellectual capacities.
  4. Ask an overly personal question inquiring about a student’s personal choice of dress in Stern. Or, ask students their position on the SCW dress code.
  5. When someone posts pictures of all their last season clothing that they wish to sell, proceed to comment on each picture: “ugly,” “uglier,” and “ugliest.”
  6. Refresh every dead conversation on a post that inquired about a specific class or professor by persisting to ask for midterm review sheets JUST so that everyone receives a revival notification.
  7. When someone asks about the closest place to Stern to get waxed or electrolysis, comment: “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that personal issue. Glad you are finally seeking help!”
  8. Mention the word Feminism. I dare you.
  9. When someone asks if anyone can edit their paper, answer that you would be glad to help them out, and then report the student to Dean Bacon for soliciting plagiarism.
  10. Guilt/manipulate anyone to do you a favor by prefacing the question with “Who wants to be a Mitzvah Girl” prior to stating the request.
  11. Post a picture of “The Dress.”
  12. Post a picture of a “naked” menorah, and make it an issue. (Who knew that was even a thing?!)

My best advice for skirting confrontation in Stern in the Know? Avoid the heat by writing that you are simply just “posting for a friend.”

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